Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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