D3 body, D1 cock
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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