I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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