Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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