this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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