So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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