Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how can u be prego again
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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