Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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