Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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