She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think I died a long time ago.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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