a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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