I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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