I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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