are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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