I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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