I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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