Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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