Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
