Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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