And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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