Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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