I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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