Do vagina's smell?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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