i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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