You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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