Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
why didn't you poke me back
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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