Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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