Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my shit smells like andre
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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