i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
