Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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