Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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