The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
did i just pee glitter
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
