You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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