So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This is my gift to your gina
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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