Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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