you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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