Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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