Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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