So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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