They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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