This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
