I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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