Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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