dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize