She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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