so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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