Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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