He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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