I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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