Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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