ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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