their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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