worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Your penis caused this!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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