69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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