READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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