Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Say something about gay babies.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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