butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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