There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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