Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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